Stupidity rating = 8
Amusement factor =10 (not if you're my boyfriend, or my dad though I suspect)
Health and Safety = 0
Number of strange men propositioning me at bus stops =1
This does not bode well for time away in S.America, unless I am looking for a way to survive long uncomfortable bus journeys and now I know all I need to do is drink a few large glasses of wine, Valium shmalium!
Last night I managed to fall asleep going south on the northern line, wake up three stops too far down, swap platforms to go north, fall asleep again and end up further into town than I started! A feat few ever manage....
Thank goodness the tube gods were smiling on me (or laughing at my stupidity) and I managed to get the last tube south again. Sadly, by then I had missed my night bus, so in my infinite wisdom I thought I'd try a route home I've never tried before, obviously a fabulous idea in freezing temperatures!!
3 hours later I walked through my front door!!! The bus episode led to three night buses and a long wait at Clapham common, during which I managed to buy a Christmas present from Budgen's, I'm sure that present will be met with exceptional excitement!
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